Vinny : So, obviously, it takes you five minutes to make breakfast.
Mr. Tipton: That’s right.
Vinny : Right, so you knew that. Uh, do you remember what you had?
Mr. Tipton: Eggs and grits.
Vinny : Eggs and grits. I like grits, too. How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy or al dente?
Mr. Tipton: Just regular, I guess.
Vinny : Regular. Instant grits?
Mr. Tipton: No self-respectin’ Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Vinny : So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world twenty minutes?

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